This is what I do. So I try to make as much noise as possible. Why? Guess. Are you correct? I am trying to attract Virals to kill them for me. That way, I can just sit there and laugh at them. Once, I attracted Biters, Virals, and a Demolisher. One man was so stupid that he fought the Demolisher! You know what happened? Squish! His head got squished by the rock! But afterwards, I had to kill the Demolisher. Another encounter was that the men had guns! Technically, they were doing the “Viral attracting” work for me. Afterwards, I killed the Virals and guess what? More came, for no reason. “The freaking battle was over, dumbheads!” I thought in my head. Ah, the good times. I'll still do it. More reports coming soon!

Dying Light Assassin 00:58, February 16, 2016 (UTC)

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